Bethel Buckalew – MRQE

Sassy Sue

Sun, 24 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Pa, a moonshining chicken farmer, is worried that his dim-witted son Junior is becoming way more attracted to their cow Sassy Sue than he should be, so he sets out to gather up all the nubile young farmgirls in the area and get them to show Junior what he’s missing.

The Dirty Mind of Young Sally

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Sally runs a mobile “pirate” radio station–which she operates from her van–where, in her sexy and sultry voice, she encourages her listeners (mostly teenagers) to use the music she plays “to ball by”. She also takes calls from her listeners and even offers herself as a prize in a contest. Her show is so popular it winds up “turning on” large numbers of the local population. The authorities, of course, can’t allow that to happen, so they send out the cops to find her and shut her down.

The Pig Keeper’s Daughter

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Since Moonbeam Swiner is The Pigkeeper’s Daughter, it’s no surprise that her best friend in the whole wide world is a little piggy named Lord Hamilton. And that has her Ma worried. After all, Moonbeam has reached the ripe old age of 19 and she still ain’t hitched yet. So when a traveling salesman from the big city arrives on the scene, Ma quickly out-cons the con-artist and Pa arranges a shotgun wedding.

Southern Comforts

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

A beauty contest is staged in the barn of a low-IQ dimwit called The Colonel. As you probably guessed, the beauty contest doesn’t last too long as The Colonel and his buddies get down to business with the contestants.

Tobacco Roody

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

A southerner comforting his buxom stepdaughter, his young wife seducing a sheriff and getting sexually blackmailed by a banker, their sleeping daughters approached by drunk farmers. Just another standard day in a hillbilly farm.