Norman Wisdom – MRQE

Just My Luck

Fri, 29 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Norman works in a jewellers workshop and fantasises (in the nicest way) about meeting the window dresser across the road from his workshop. He wants to buy her a diamond pendant but calculates it will take him over 100 years to save up for it. He is talked into betting a pound on a six horse accumulator at the Goodwood races with a slightly shady bookmaker. When he has won on the first five races, the bookie owes him over 16,000 pounds and everyone begins to worry. Everyone’s future depends on a single race … what can be done ?

Double X: The Name of the Game

Sun, 31 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Expert safecracker Arthur Clutten masterminds heists for a criminal syndicate he belongs to. But after witnessing the brutal methods of persuasion being meted out by gang leader, Ignatius Smith Clutten decides to quit. But he realizes the gang would sooner see him killed than quitting. After stealing some documents incriminating Smith and his boss, Edward Ross, Clutten then puts his family in hiding and goes on the run…but his daughter has been kidnapped by the gang and a hitman has been hired and is close to finding Clutten.

On the Beat

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Norman Pitkin wants to be a policeman like his father was, but he fails the height test (amongst others). One day he gets out his father’s old uniform and “walks the beat”. This leads to a level of chaos that only Pitkin could cause

There Was a Crooked Man

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

When a law-abiding demolition expert is duped by a gang of criminals into helping them he is caught and jailed. When he is released he goes straight and then notices a leading citizen in his town is cheating his neighbours.

What’s Good for the Goose

Sat, 30 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Timothy Bartlett (Norman Wisdom) is a middle-aged banker who is sent to a seaside resort for a banker’s convention. He fears the meetings will be frightfully dull, but things change when two amorous hippie girls take Timothy for a sail on the sea of love. Timothy goes middle-aged crazy, making a spectacle of himself in hippie clothes as he tries to fit into the swinging scene. Nude dips in the ocean are followed and preceded by wild parties as he tries to recapture the days of his flaming youth. After he feels remorse and embarrassment over his behavior, he calls on his wife to join him at the convention to rekindle their love in this lowbrow comedy. The British rock group The Pretty Things provides the music.

The Night They Raided Minsky’s

Sat, 30 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Rachel arrives in New York from her Amish community intent on becoming a dancer. Unfortunately Billy Minsky’s Burlesque is hardly the place for her Dances From The Bible. But the show’s comedian Raymond sees a way of wrong-footing the local do-gooders by announcing the new Paris sensation “Mme Fifi” and putting on Rachel’s performance as the place is raided. All too complicated, the more so since her father is scouring the town for her and both Raymond and his straight-man Chick are falling for Rachel.

Press for Time

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Norman is quite happy selling newspapers outside Westminster station but his Grandfather (the Prime Minister) wants to get him “a more responsible job”. A few favours are called in and Norman becomes the newest reporter at the seaside town of Tinmouth. After causing chaos at a local council meeting and causing the demolition of a new house he tries to organise a beauty pageant. A slapstick tale of corruption in high and low places

The Early Bird

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Norman Pitkin is the assistant helping to run a small, old fashioned dairy which is threatened by a larger, modern organisation. Pitkin does his best to save the dairy (and his horse) and the usual chaos ensues

A Stitch in Time

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

An accident in the butchers shop leads Norman Pitkin and Mr Grimsdale to the hospital where, after causing the normal ammount of chaos, Pitkin finds Lindy, a little girl who hasn’t spoken or smiled since her parents were killed in an aeroplane accident. Pitkin decides to help.

Follow a Star

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Norman Truscott is a store worker who dreams of stardom. Vernon Carew is a singer whose star is fading. Vernon manages to get a recording of Norman singing and passes it off as himself.