Kenneth Williams – MRQE

Don’t Lose Your Head

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

The time of the French revolution, and Citizen Robespierre is beheading the French aristocracy. When word gets to England, two noblemen, Sir Rodney Ffing and Lord Darcy Pue take it upon themselves to aid their French counterparts. Sir Rodney is a master of disguise, and becomes “The Black Fingernail”, scourge of Camembert and Bidet, leaders of the French secret police.

The Seekers

Sat, 23 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

A western set in New Zealand during the 1820s following a group of British pioneers seeking a new life Down Under.

Carry on Emmannuelle

Sat, 20 Sep 2025 04:00:00 +0000

The beautiful and sex-starved Emmannuelle Prevert just cannot inflame her husband’s ardour. In frustration she seduces a string of VIPs, including the Prime Minister and the American Ambassador. A jealous lover gives a list of all her conquests to the national press and a scandal ensues. But will she ever manage to get her own husband into bed?

That’s Carry On

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Celebrating twenty years of classic Carry On films, two of the films best-loved stars, Kenneth Williams and Barbara Windsor return to Pinewood film studios to unwrap some rib-tickling moments from the series. From the original, military mayhem of Carry On Sergeant, through to the really ancient archaeological gags of Carry On Behind, our saucy hosts get their titters out for this laugh-a-second gallop through the most successful series of British comedy films ever made.

Carry on Dick

Sat, 20 Sep 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Dick Turpin is terrorising the countryside around Upper Dencher. Captain Fancey and Sergeant Jock Strapp plan to put an end to his escapades, and enlist the help of the Reverend Flasher. Little do they know that the priest leads a double life. Then Madame Desiree and her “Birds of Paradise” arrive in the village…

Carry on Abroad

Sat, 20 Sep 2025 04:00:00 +0000

A group of holidaymakers head for the Spanish resort of Elsbels for a 4-day visit. When they get there, they find the Hotel still hasn’t been finished being built, and the weather is awful. And there is something strange about the staffthey all look very similar. To top it all off, the weather seems to be having an adverse affect on the Hotel’s foundations.

Carry on Matron

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 04:00:00 +0000

A gang of thieves plan to make their fortune by stealing a shipment of contraceptive pills from Finisham maternity hospital. They assume disguises and infiltrate the hospital, but everything doesn’t go according to plan. The hypochondriac consultant Sir Bernard Cutting, Matron and the doctors and nurses at Finisham have a habit of getting in the way.

Carry on at Your Convenience

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 04:00:00 +0000

This is the tale of industrial strife at WC Boggs’ Lavatory factory. Vic Spanner is the union representative who calls a strike at the drop of a hat; eventually everyone has to get fed up with him. This is also the ideal opportunity for lots of lavatorial jokes…

Carry on Henry

Fri, 19 Sep 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Henry VIII has just married Marie of Normandy, and is eager to consummate their marriage. Unfortunately for Henry, she is always eating garlic, and refuses to stop. Deciding to get rid of her in his usual manner, Henry has to find some way of doing it without provoking war with Marie’s cousin, the King of France. Perhaps if she had an affair…

Carry on Loving

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 04:00:00 +0000

The Wedded Bliss computer dating agency aims to bring together the lonely hearts of Much-Snoggin-in-the-Green. Its owner, Sidney Bliss, has enough complications in his own love life, but still produces a pamphlet called “The Wit to Woo”. The strange collection of hopefuls lead to some outlandish matches, and jealousies are bound to lead to trouble