Jim Varney – MRQE

The Expert

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

It was a brutal murder that sent deranged psychopath Martin Kagan to prison. It was a naive deputy warden that granted him a stay of execution. Now, the police department’s tactical defence instructor, John Lomax, wants revenge for his beloved sister’s death.

Daddy and Them

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Ruby and her husband Claude are a working-class couple who live in suburban Arkansas. As crazy as they are for each other, their relationship is far from harmonious. (The lack of money doesn’t help matters, either.) In fact, their whole family is fraught with unresolved conflicts. Then Claude’s uncle is arrested on a felony charge, and everyone rallies round. Ruby’s mother Jewel and flirtatious sister Rose (Claude’s ex-girlfriend) even fly in from Tennessee; but, far from being a source of support, Jewel seems only to want to break up Ruby and Claude.

Toy Story 2

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Andy heads off to Cowboy Camp, leaving his toys to their own devices. Things shift into high gear when an obsessive toy collector named Al McWhiggen, owner of Al’s Toy Barn kidnaps Woody. Andy’s toys mount a daring rescue mission, Buzz Lightyear meets his match and Woody has to decide where he and his heart truly belong.

Treehouse Hostage

Sun, 07 Sep 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Timmy Taylor and his two friends, Stevie and Buddy capture escaped convict Carl Banks (Jim Varney) and hold him hostage in their treehouse over the weekend so that Timmy can use Carl as his current event project at school on Monday. The boys then find that Carl is mixed up in a counterfeiting ring that could spell trouble for them too.

Existo

Sat, 23 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

In this dystopian-musical-comedy, corporations and self-appointed guardians of “decency” and “morality” have society in a fascist choke-hold. It’s up to a rag-tag group of actors, artists, and musicians to save the world the only way they know how – through the power of – wait for it – Performance Art! Led by the legendary Existo (Bruce Arntson (musical composer, “Ernest” film franchise), his faithful sidekick Maxine (Jackie Welch, (Ernest Goes to Jail), provocateur Marcel (Jim Varney, (Ernest, Toy Story), and Vigo (Cooper Thornton (Parks & Recreation) this troupe of subversive insurgents have the Religio-Capitalist Complex in their cross-hairs. But the powers-that-be know Existo’s weak spot – his ravenous libido – and seek to exploit it to derail the Revolution with a secret weapon – a curly-haired corporate-pop singer named Penelope (Jenny Littleton).

3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Three young boys, Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum together with their neighbor girl, computer whiz Amanda are visiting Mega Mountain amusement park when it is invaded by an army of ninjas led by evil Medusa, who wants to take over the park and hold the owners for ransom. Kids and retired TV star Dave Dragon, who made his farewell appearance at the park at the time the ninjas appeared, have to break Medusa’s vicious plans.

Ernest in the Army

Sat, 23 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Ernest P. Worrell is now in the military as a soldier. Once he begins, him and his team investigates a dictator who was responsible for the wars in the nearly village. Suddenly, Ernest finds a lost boy and has to keep him safe until his father recovers.

100 Proof

Wed, 27 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

About the Lexington killing spree by LaFonda Fay Foster and Tina Hickey Powell, 100 Proof is a disturbingly authentic drama that portrays what kind of environment and events might lead up to such horrifying, seemingly random violence. Barely able to support their drug and alcohol habits, two women in a small, impoverished southern town turn to hustling and prostitution to get by. When the more forceful of the pair runs into her alcoholic and sexually abusive father.

Snowboard Academy

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

A wacky free-for-all comedy about the riotous rivalry between snobby skiers and knuckle-dragging snowboarders.

Ernest Goes to Africa

Thu, 21 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

The title says it all. There’s a mix up involving stolen diamonds which Ernest has (naturally) made into a yo-yo and given to his would be girlfriend, Rene. But Rene wants a man of action, and doesn’t think that Ernest fits the bill. After the bad guys come looking for the stolen diamonds and kidnap Rene, all of her fantasies come true as Ernest has to go to Africa to rescue her.