Eric Barker – MRQE

On the Beat

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Norman Pitkin wants to be a policeman like his father was, but he fails the height test (amongst others). One day he gets out his father’s old uniform and “walks the beat”. This leads to a level of chaos that only Pitkin could cause

Brothers in Law

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Roger Thursby is an overly keen, newly-qualified barrister who rubs his fellow barristers up the wrong way. When he is thrown in at the deep-end, with a particularly hot-tempered judge and tricky case, Thursby learns how to prove himself not only to the judge and fellow barristers but also to the public gallery.

Maroc 7

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

The lady of a top fashion magazine doubles as a jewel thief and becomes involved in Moroccan intrigue.

Ferry Cross the Mersey

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Three Hats for Lisa

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

French movie pin up Sophie Hardy is Lisa Milan, a gorgeous Continental film star who’s just arrived at Heathrow. She’s in London for the premiere of her latest film, but within minutes she’s beenw hisked away by her number one fan, Johnny Howjego and his Cockney pals Sammy, Flora and Cabbie Sid.

Carry on Spying

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Carry On favourite Barbara Windsor makes her debut in this outrageous send-up of the James Bond movies. Fearless agent Desmond Simpkins and Charlie Bind, aided and abetted by the comely Agent Honeybutt and Agent Crump, battle against the evil powers of international bad guys STENCH and their three cronies.

The Bargee

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

After a lock-keeper entrusts his daughter to a canal Casanova, he is shocked to learn that she is pregnant. He then refuses to open his locks – causing barges to pile up in every direction until the guilty party confesses.

Father Came Too!

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

When Dexter Munro and his new wife Juliet get married, they decide to escape Juliet’s meddling father by buying a rundown cottage and doing it up themselves. But when the cottage proves to be more ramshackle than they thought, and the scale of the repairs needed far out of their budget, the newlyweds are forced into calling on Juliet’s father after all. Before long he’s employed incompetent builder Josh Wicks, and the situation goes from bad to worse.

The Fast Lady

Sat, 23 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

A Scottish civil servant must learn how to drive a Bentley to impress his girlfriend’s tycoon father.

On the Fiddle

Sun, 24 Aug 2025 04:00:00 +0000

Tricked into joining the RAF by a wily judge, wide boy Horace Pope sets his sights on the main chance, teams with slow-witted, good-hearted gypsy Pedlar Pascoe, and works up a lucrative racket in conning both his colleagues and the RAF. By means of various devious schemes Pope and Pascoe manage to avoid the front lines until they are sent to France – where they find themselves making unexpected and uncomfortably close contact with the enemy.